Minnesota's Tim Pawlenty grooms himself for vice-presidential consideration--by being a jerk.
Our reporter sets out in search of a naked lunch.
Before swinging a bat in a lesbian softball league, pick a side: gay or straight?
At JFK, Erhan Yildirim clears corpses for takeoff.
Ted Frederickson, Tonganoxie
We Suck, Part II
I truly love your publication and believe you should not allow language that is racist to be written by your writers. You are going to offend some people all of the time, but to strip away the dignity of an entire race is hateful. How many decades will it take humans to stop using such language against a people that have endured over 200 years of being demeaned and verbally assaulted with words? Such words can kill a human soul.
Steve Garrett, Grandview
We Suck, Part III
But, a question. Since Mexico uses its military to enforce immigration laws and borders and deports more people most every year than does the United States, is it "anti-immigrant" as well? It is clear that the writer's position is that no one is really "illegal" — thus the quotation marks on that awful word — so shouldn't we go ahead and open the borders? Officially, I mean.
Then no quotation marks needed — and we can all be the mindless citizens of the planet that we should be. Borders and nations of law being such violations of human rights and all ... ya know, man?
D.A. King, Marietta, Georgia
Martin: ÂNickled-and-Dimed, August 16
We Suck, Part IV
Why not move somewhere else? Another city? Another state? Or really, is it that if you look hard enough, fault can be found no matter where you are? It sure would be refreshing if more of the writers at the Pitch took a more positive approach to something. Anything. Ever thought about writing a feature article about something done right? Who ever said that journalism has to result in such cynicism?
Take a clue from Charles Ferruzza. No matter what lame-ass restaurant he visits — independent, chain, dive or wannabe — he always manages to find something good, or even just neutral, to say about it. Who wants to hear a bunch of whiny, bitter journalists spit out the same garbage week after week? Not me. I think I'll start reading something else.
Marci Michnick, Roeland Park
Martin: ÂScoop of Poop, September 6
Maybe We Don't Suck
Say what you want about Johnson County, but beyond all the stereotypes, people choose to live here for a reason. If I still lived in KCMO, I'd sure 'nuff drop a deuce on those parks board members.
Jill deVries Jolicoeur, Overland Park